Last day of freedom!!

God seriously!! the one day I need to be a pig and get all of my fav things in me, I just don't feel like eating, what the hell is with that?? I have had last nights left overs for lunch and that is it!!
Though I did go and buy some woodies, oh how I am going to miss them!!! You know it does not matter where I am, what I do, alone or with friends, my woodies have always been there with me, yes there have been times when I have let them down, when I have chosen others over them, but it does not seem to matter how many times I cheat on them, they always welcome me back with open arms!! We are going to have a little chat later tonight when the box is finished and I will explain carefully to them why this is necessary and that we may not ever be able to prop each other up again!!
Talking about my woodies just reminds me of one rather drunken evening when a couple of friends whom I will not name Karen and Tawa, we got a life size cardboard cutout of the Jim Beam girl and took her out for a night on the tiles, we named her destiny cause we thought it suited her, with her tiny red leather bikini and her hot body she scored us some boys that night!!! In fact the three of us got to know her really well and were very sad as her body started to deteriorate throughout the night!! See these skinny chicks just do not have the stamina we have!
Destiny scored us a lot of free drinks and even prompted some table dancing at the good old loaded hog - oh how we miss her still!!!
Anyway I procrastinate, I have spent far too much time away from my beloved woodies!!!

Okay, well here I go, normally I am a very private person, but lately I have discovered I am fat!! Not just fat but really, really fat. I can no longer blame the shops for put magnifying windows in there stores, the camera simply does not lie and some bastard managed to catch me on one.
I looked at the photo and thought - jesus, shoot me if I ever get that fat, sadly though it was me and I don't own a gun so I guess the next best thing is a diet.
Just so you are all aware, I am not fat because I have something wrong with me, there are no medical issues, there is nothing I can blame it on, I quite simply adore food, not certain foods, not just sweet foods, or savoury foods, any type of food, any type at all, god just writing about it makes me want some!!
So bearing in mind my love of food, dieting for me is like cutting off a limb, actually not just one limb!!
Being that I am now "that fat person" the one that in the past I would have avoided making eye contact with, my love of food is no longer a luxury I can afford, because as the saying goes I love my children more than food and I want to be here to see them grow up.
So wednesday morning I am off to see the lovely Wetex Kang to do the dreaded weigh in thing, I have no idea how fat I am, I have not weighed myself since before I got pregnant with my son!
Of course tomorrow I will do the last day before the diet compulsory pig out, so wish me luck with that!!