Monday, January 31, 2011

Last day of freedom!!

God seriously!! the one day I need to be a pig and get all of my fav things in me, I just don't feel like eating, what the hell is with that?? I have had last nights left overs for lunch and that is it!!
Though I did go and buy some woodies, oh how I am going to miss them!!! You know it does not matter where I am, what I do, alone or with friends, my woodies have always been there with me, yes there have been times when I have let them down, when I have chosen others over them, but it does not seem to matter how many times I cheat on them, they always welcome me back with open arms!! We are going to have a little chat later tonight when the box is finished and I will explain carefully to them why this is necessary and that we may not ever be able to prop each other up again!!
Talking about my woodies just reminds me of one rather drunken evening when a couple of friends whom I will not name Karen and Tawa, we got a life size cardboard cutout of the Jim Beam girl and took her out for a night on the tiles, we named her destiny cause we thought it suited her, with her tiny red leather bikini and her hot body she scored us some boys that night!!! In fact the three of us got to know her really well and were very sad as her body started to deteriorate throughout the night!! See these skinny chicks just do not have the stamina we have!
Destiny scored us a lot of free drinks and even prompted some table dancing at the good old loaded hog - oh how we miss her still!!!
Anyway I procrastinate, I have spent far too much time away from my beloved woodies!!!

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