So I went today, I got weighed, turns out it is official I AM FAT, Really fuckin fat in fact, Jesus christ!!! I swear that bugger had his foot on the back of my scales!!
So I am going to disappoint my wee low carb man a little as I am not going to not eat carbs, it is just not something I can stick to forever and I need to stick to this, it just can't be that hard or I simply will not sustain it, I just like carbs! So I am going to allow myself a wrap for lunch, that is all, no other carbs!!
Our house is going to be a nightmare for the next few weeks, not only am I giving up the thing I love most in the world, food!! My darling, sweet, lovely, even tempered husband is giving up his love, cigarettes!! He has been cutting down for the last month and yesturday attempted to go all day without a cigarette, weeeelllll, without cigarettes, jesus he is a bastard! I got yelled at for putting the roast in the wrong dish, buying the wrong type of kumara, the wrong type of pumpkin and the wrong type of potato. I figure if I have the will power to not punch him in the face, I have the will power to stick to this diet!!
So after he had succumbed to a cigarette and I had skulled two bottles of wine, peace was once again restored to our home. Can I just suggest to those of you that tend to just drop in and say hi, DON'T!! Just stay the hell away or you may become embroiled in one of our many pathetic, pointless arguments, and trust me they are many!!
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