Diet Revelation

So i was challenged the other day to come up with a woodstock diet, so I can keep my one true love in my life permanently!
After a couple of bourbons and with the help of a number of nameless friends Tawa, Dakota, Kadin and Hayley, I also must mention Man vs Wild because without him we would not have come up with this inspirational, multi million dollar idea
What we learned courtesy of Man vs Wild, is when you are cold and wet you burn twice as many calories as normal, so bearing this in mind, here is my new diet!!
So we have 24 hours in a day to be realistic I need to sleep 8 of them,
Calories burned whilst sleeping  8 hours 84 calories = 672
To live I also have to eat, so I can now consume as much as I like of celery, cucumber, sprouts and lettuce
Calories burned 0
Now for the real work, sitting in a spa pool full of ice and water (which has the extra bonus of keeping woodies cold)
4 hours @168 calories = 672
Using an exercycle whist sitting in said spa pool for 1 hour at the beginning and one hour at the end
2 hours - 864 calories
The rest of the time I will be sitting, perhaps reading, perhaps watching tv but nothing more energetic than that
10 hours @84 calories = 840
So in total I will be burning 3048 calories  per day
Each woodie contains 220 calories, 
To maintain weight you must drink no more than 13.9 woodies per day
To lose weight, cut down to 10!!!

















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